HE’S the internet millionaire who hasn’t captured the hearts of a nation.
In fact, he’s captured more haters than Lindsay Lohan.
“Everything is real. All the cash and luxuries I presented are part of my daily life,” he said.
“I do in fact have a special line hooked to my toilette (sic) that fills the bowl with sparkling water from the tank.
“The image shown of me pouring the water physically was just to show the audience that’s how I do it in a funnier manner.”
Param, 17, gained notoriety online after posting a series of photos allegedly revealing his exuberantly wealthy lifestyle and making a mockery of those with less. That, and the fact he likes to post ridiculous captions with the word ‘hoe’ (sic).
The San Franciscan says he lives off his parent’s money yet ironically they “don’t want me spending out of control so we make sure I don’t blow excessive amounts of money.”
What’s more, his parents, whom he refuses to name but who have been connected to the CEO of India’s largest banks, Shikha Sharma, allegedly don’t know what he’s getting up to online.
“I will get in a lot of trouble. I do fear what will happen the day they see it. Since they are at a high position I fear it may affect the company and their career.”
Little is still known about the teenager but with his increasing popularity details are beginning to surface – like the fact he wants to be a CEO when he grows up.
“I want to start my own company and make it big, my parents fully support the idea.
“My company will be in the technology side since that’s where the money will lie. I am very interested in computer science so I know a lot in the technology field.
He likes to give money away. His Instagram page claims to be holding competitions to give money away to lucky fans.
“The 20K recent winner was from California. The current giveaway is 60K and it is getting comments by the second. I am flying out whoever wins the cash and will hand it to them personally.”
And, the fact he’s a whole lot of FAKE!
“So he tells me, that I won money and never gave it to me! Like WTF! I started researching him. He’s a regular person,” the profile reads.
The account has uncovered a pic which appears to have been lifted.
Meanwhile, screenshots of a tech geek by the name of Param Sharma have surfaced with an uncanny resemblance to that of the @itslavishbitch Param, except this one lives in the slightly less luxurious setting of Albany, California.
Sources tell news.com.au he is an “Apple geek”, who worships Steve Jobs.
They claim Sharma is a photoshopping expert who buys counterfeit money off eBay and goes to fancy hotels to take pictures.
.@itslavishbitch your fake centurion says member since 04. 9 years ago. you were 8. too bad minimum age for (family version) centurion is 15
— Will Strafach (@chronic) April 7, 2013
So, Param, the gig’s up. Was fun while it lasted, right?
In honour of your wealthy counterpart, we’ll give Instagram’s ‘biggest douchebag’ the last word.
“Look at your financials, you don’t even have room to say anything to me. And a peasant’s word means nothing to me.”